the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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