I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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