Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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