then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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