More tranny stories later!
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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