two words: eviction party
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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