He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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