these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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