"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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