so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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