honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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