Non-Jews are for practice
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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