you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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