matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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