How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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