no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
We are two peas in an std pod
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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