Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
smell my finger.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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