I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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