She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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