oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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