all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Farmville is her only friend.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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