it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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