I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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