It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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