i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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