If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
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