i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
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I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I wear drunk well.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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