dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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