i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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