Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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