Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
