: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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