Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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