woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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