I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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