heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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