yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
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