yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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