I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Randomize
