i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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