i think i have herpe
just one?
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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