You don't have asthma, your pregnant
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Congratulations! We have a period
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