Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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