i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
My room smells like vodka and shame
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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