Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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