Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
never play flip cup with pint glasses
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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