I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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