Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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