Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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