Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
